If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
it got better
MC BOWSTRING AND QUEEN ICE IN DA HOOOUUUUSE
I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it
hey kids wanna buy some drugs
get to know me meme: [1/10] celebrity crushes → chris evans
↳ “I decided to be ‘Captain America’ because I realized I wasn’t doing the film because it terrified me. You can’t make decisions based on fear.”
Cake Boss in a nutshell…
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.