oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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hebbez:

Amazing.

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groans:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog

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whitebeltwriter:

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

it got better

YOYOYO WASSSSUP
MC BOWSTRING AND QUEEN ICE IN DA HOOOUUUUSE

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ging-ler:

bjorgmans:

the saddest scene of frozen

I feel really bad for laughing

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aluox:

image

I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

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lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

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faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

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magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.

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tatehorror:

When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it

image

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cookienun:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs

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czastiel:

get to know me meme: [1/10] celebrity crushes → chris evans

I decided to be ‘Captain America’ because I realized I wasn’t doing the film because it terrified me. You can’t make decisions based on fear.”

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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

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