asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

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samsmistletoe:

thegoddamazon:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

FUCKING AMAZING

**applause**

i can’t even put eyeliner on properly

6 hours ago with 289815 notes  - via / source




fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

6 hours ago with 37520 notes  - via / source




elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

when your mom visits you at college

6 hours ago with 126777 notes  - via / source




captoring:

noelle-washere:

niggas-with-weaves:

megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

6 hours ago with 150029 notes  - via / source




rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

6 hours ago with 386452 notes  - via / source




babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

6 hours ago with 170890 notes  - via / source




FAVOURITE HIMYM SCENE: 1x09

6 hours ago with 83166 notes  - via / source




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regalrebellion:

apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

I don’t think anyone was ready for that.

6 hours ago with 192230 notes  - via / source




teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
6 hours ago with 95475 notes  - via / source




superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

6 hours ago with 593126 notes  - via 




dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

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xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

6 hours ago with 74677 notes  - via / source




egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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